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The crackle of kindling can be heard over the roar of the crowd as gobs of Gemini oxygen feed the Goat's 'little fire'. Since caprice is rife among both these signs, our subject must face the fact that he will spend most of his life attempting to survive the idiosyncrasies he was born with. Changeability can be a barrel of laughs. Flitting from flower to flower might be considered exciting by some. But settling down to one task or another from time to time is a more solid way of approaching real life. Goats born under the sign of Gemini can make the most dour old geezer smile. His talents are brilliant humor and an ability to mimic. Be he an actor, a writer, or a butcher, this character will need a serious guide by his side at all times. He is a self-starter whose first steps amaze and amuse; by the second day, he will be bored and craving yet another means of diverting himself from the job at hand. If he doesn't marry one, he should hire himself a professional taskmaster to assist him in keeping his snout to the grindstone.

-- Suzanne White